i want black matte lipstick that is so, so, so matte that it absorbs all light and, after a while, all matter, and my mouth eventually consumes and destroys the entire universe
I’d try Cauchy Black
thanks science tumblr
[11:42:00 PM] AJ: *sometimes reads ‘tom’ in an url and pictures voidwyrms instead of hiddlestons*
[11:42:12 PM] cee: as it should be.
Toril Orlesky via The Daily Dot [x]
A succinct explanation of why I loathe that term.
An Open Letter to the Asshole Who Stole the Grill from My Patio
I hope you enjoy it, you sack of dog crap. I hope you give it a good cleaning and use it on hot summer days with your family and/or friends while they not-so-silently judge you for being thieving trash. I hope you burn your burgling fucking fingers on it and that the food turns out great.
Had you asked after it, I actually would have given it to you free with a smile and well-wishes, but you decided you have some kind of fucking right to make off with someone else’s property that’s located behind a goddamn metal fence, so you know what? Fuck you, asshole. I hope every bite of burger or BBQ or kebab you ever cook on my grill reminds you that you’re shitty and rude while also being delicious.
THE WALLS HAVE TEETH
A coworker asked me today if there was a big difference I’d noticed in having a relationship with a man vs one with a woman, apart from coital configurations. A moment’s thought brought up fuck-all ‘cause honestly the biggest difference between my most prominent adult relationships isn’t their genders but the fact that one is a completely terrible person and the other is a patently good one.
Jimmy is such a little shit
instead of actually purring he just fake-purrs through his nose
little jerk I know you’re happy stop faking
Glass octopus sculptures by 2BirdsGallery on Etsy
(Please note that this ficlet is Not Safe For Work. I Warned the people who read this section in advance. They were at work. It’s not my fault. So now I’m warning you: it’s NSFW.)
That’s actually a pretty good question. I’ve a particular blend of patience and stubbornness that makes these things hard to gauge. This season in fact I’ve been mulling a lot about what actually constitutes jumping the shark at this point & whether or not they’ve done it.
For one thing if they made it 100% clear that they view Dean as absolutely, positively 100% hetero and all this subtext was just for giggles, I’m out. There’s still a fuck of a lot of evidence to the contrary at this point and they keep adding more in, but if they pull a Moffat and go “No, there’s zero potential there lol fangirls” then I’m out. It’s a goddamn wonder I’m still watching after Chad Kennedy kicked us in the collective face last year, but there’s that mulish hope again.
If they were to ever air something that blames the victim of sexual assault or child abuse for being assaulted/abused, I think I’d actually get on the phone to voice my displeasure before walking on it. A couple of writers have made it clear that they value and understand consent about as well as a disturbingly large swath of this fandom does but they haven’t crossed that particular line yet.
If they write off Castiel for good…I mean I hear a lot of bluster about that sort of thing but. *SHRUG* Yeah I’d probably lose interest. I don’t need him to be in 100% of the episodes, but man, am I glad I didn’t start live-watching at the beginning of s7.
There’s probably more but eh, it’s 2 AM.
Oh wow, thank you neven-ebrez for pointing out this parallel! Cas killing his own kind because he had no other choice, Dean killing his own kind when he did, and both times they force the hand of the one they are killing when pushing the blades in.
you know where else we’ve seen that move
you mean The One Who Doesn’t Wear Glasses
I’M GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN’T REMEMBER NAMES
dude dude I couldn’t keep freaking Sam and Dean’s names straight til the middle of season 2 and that was only ‘cause I figured out they’re named alphabetically by age
yeah, like the racist truck people, and the dog people, and the herpes lady (tom is such good at names)
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I did not originate Racist Truck People (I just picked it up and ran with it) and Klein’s Twitter handle is @jennydelherpes
but I will sure as hell take credit for Snyder & Charmeleon