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WELCOME TO FRIDAY
THIS IS TOM’S MORNING
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wait who am I kidding
this is me pretty much 24/7
all the same TFIF ‘cause I am so done with talking to mouthbreathers first thing in the morning at work
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Anonymous asked: What was one of the happiest moments of your life and why?
It’s probably more ”expected” for this to be something purely fluffy like a great birthday or a reunion with a long-lost friend or some shit but no. My happiness is a fierce and manic thing. So one of the happiest moments of my life?
Walking out of the Travis County Courthouse, freshly divorced.
Ten years. Ten years of my life wasted on a pathological liar and abusive bully. Cheated on, starved, isolated, lied about, stifled, strung along, kept unemployed, denied medical attention for severe illnesses, treated like an unwanted pet. My then-spouse didn’t even care when I was trying to kill myself. I won’t even go into the sparse and extremely disappointing sex.
He told people that he’d filed. He never even tried. But I DID. I DID THAT. I clawed my way out of the Hell that was living with that 350-lb sack of monkey crap and I freed myself. He never even bothered to show up to court.
When my feet hit the front steps on the way out I felt light as a feather. I was free. And it was my own goddamned doing. I was a person again. I felt alive. I no longer wanted to die, for the first time in ten years. So I skipped and danced and fagged my way down the street away from there because who fucking cared, I was a free man – and I could have wept for joy had I not shed my final tears over that sadistic bastard long before.
I will be proud of myself for that for the rest of my life.
Anonymous asked: Best things to drink?
THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
…Actually I…well. Let’s just say if it weren’t for communicable diseases I’d happily indulge far more often.
Creepery aside, put guava ANYTHING (but very especially nectar) in front of me and that shit will disappear. I’m a fiend for juices, especially mango, dragonfruit, passionfruit, and berries. Chai is a favourite for non-animal hot drinks.
Anonymous asked: If you could change one thing in the last year, what would it be?
Moving out of Cedar Park. I wanted to stay at that apartment so damned badly. This one is great and all but the location has me basically trapped. In the previous one I was within biking distance of almost everything I needed. It didn’t matter so much that I don’t have a car. Here? It’s crippling.
Anonymous asked: What is the most irritating thing ever?
Ah shit, I’m so high-strung and irritable in general it’s hard to say. In terms of what will make me lose my shit fastest I’m gonna answer on impulse & say that super high-pitched shriek-wail that infants do. It makes me want to kill things. Worst part is if someone’s grubworm is making that Hell-spawned noise you can’t exactly just go flip a switch to make it stop.
Anonymous asked: Of all the pets you've had, which was your favorite thus far?
My first rat, Splinter (AKA Ratley, AKA Houdini), a black hooded female. She was amazing. Smart as a whip, resourceful, affectionate as the day is long. Never bit or scratched, rode around on my shoulder, loved getting into my hair. I’d feed her crickets, June bugs, and crane flies as treats. She lived to the ripe old age of four and a half before succumbing to a massive tumor. Her last night was spent sleeping on my chest, and she died in my arms when I woke up the next morning. I wish I’d known more about rats back then so I could have treated her better. That little rat had more heart than most humans I’ve met, and it broke mine to lose her.
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Throw that plus Nutella, plus whipped marshmallow cream stuff in a mixer. Mix thoroughly? My best friend brought some peanut butter & chocolate peanutbutter back from Japan. It was mixed with marshmallow cream, and oh my GOD was it amazing.
Our minds, they think alike. +_+ When I found this I should have thought to get marshmallow cream, but alas. On the other hand, I have both strawberries and raspberries….
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